Gunther
Age: 282 years old?
Species: Goldfish
Gunther’s past is a really big mystery as he claims he’s only gained consciousness about 3 years ago. During those three years he’s lived on the run from the authorities hopping from ship to ship. During his travels he’s met many different people who have taught him a wide variety of skills. Despite all this, he still hasn’t been able to make a friend.
Gunther likes to say he’s the lost prince of a forgotten planet, who will one day return there and rule over many solar systems. So far, he hasn’t really met anyone closely resembling him so his family and origins remain a mystery.
Abilities
Although Gunther wields a banana gun as his main weapon, his aim is actually really bad. He makes up for it by shooting multiple times in the same general direction. This habit has made people fear him as they call him the universe’s Bullet Storm. Whether he’s aiming at you or not, you better be careful if he ever starts shooting. Gunther has also learnt many different skills from his time aboard different ships. He can cook a really good soup, perform laser eye surgery (with a 40% success rate), clean windows, paint cars and teach grade 1 math.
Motivations
Gunther doesn’t really have a reason for anything he does other than he thinks it could be fun or funny. This causes him to make questionable choices but he somehow always makes it out alive. When faced with an incredibly hard decision, he usually just flips a coin to decide as he says it’s a waste of time choosing and that he’d much rather live the consequences rather than think of them. Whatever that means.
Near Death Experiences
-caught fin in a blender
-drank expired milk
-threw a rock in an airplane’s propeller
-drowned
-licked a battery
-hugged a bear
-choked on a tennis ball
-fell out the window
-touched lava
-stared at the sun for too long
-tried to do a cool skateboard trick
-stepped on a lego
Appearance
Gunther has shiny orange scales and blue fins making him highly visible from far away. He can also be spotted holding a banana. Gunther loves to sing and dance so you’ll very often hear him before you see him. His voice is similar to that of a muppet. Gunther prefers to have legs because his break dance routines aren’t the same without them but he can also choose to remove them which allows him to take on a more aerodynamic form.