Author: kwartzgang

Ryval

Age: 23 years old

Species: Dog?

Ryval grew up in a big family. They are the oldest sibling of 6. From a young age, his parents knew immediately he was incredibly gifted. This kid could play the piano at a professional level at age 2 and could already understand what improper fractions were. All that to say she was the envy of many and made many adults cry and feel incompetent. However, despite all the despair caused by his immense talent and ability to learn anything, Ryval was still loved by all. This is due to his kind and helpful nature. Being the oldest sibling, he took care of the younger ones and became someone kind and reliable. After trying out many different career paths, he settled on being a mercenary. However, Ryval did not accept money for his services. Instead, they only demanded a simple thank you.

Abilities

Ryval can do anything perfectly first try. It only took him a five minute youtube video to understand how to execute brain surgery with a 99% success rate. Ryval’s talents in combat are unmatched. He uses his trusty asparagus spear to swat away enemies or stab them in the eye. The barbs on the asparagus allow for extra rip and tear when battling enemies. They can also help in disarming the enemy if Ryval wants to use a less violent force by catching the enemy’s blade.

Motivations

Ryval has an incredibly strong sense of justice. Indeed, this lime green fellow believes it is one’s duty to only do good things. As such, he has concluded the goodest actions he can do are helping free people from tyranny. There are many hints pointing towards something in his past that might have affected this, but Ryval refuses to share information about themselves that isn’t positive. There are many fan theories, one of them being the mercenary really liked the Hungry Games series.

Achievements

-3 times winner of Princess Universe beauty pageant

– solved world hunger on 6 separate planets

-built the first solar powered spaceship

-dismantled 16 criminal organisations

-climbed to the fourth floor without getting out of breath

-painted the universe’s most famous painting

Gunther

Age: 282 years old?

Species: Goldfish

Gunther’s past is a really big mystery as he claims he’s only gained consciousness about 3 years ago. During those three years he’s lived on the run from the authorities hopping from ship to ship. During his travels he’s met many different people who have taught him a wide variety of skills. Despite all this, he still hasn’t been able to make a friend.

Gunther likes to say he’s the lost prince of a forgotten planet, who will one day return there and rule over many solar systems. So far, he hasn’t really met anyone closely resembling him so his family and origins remain a mystery.

Abilities

Although Gunther wields a banana gun as his main weapon, his aim is actually really bad. He makes up for it by shooting multiple times in the same general direction. This habit has made people fear him as they call him the universe’s Bullet Storm. Whether he’s aiming at you or not, you better be careful if he ever starts shooting. Gunther has also learnt many different skills from his time aboard different ships. He can cook a really good soup, perform laser eye surgery (with a 40% success rate), clean windows, paint cars and teach grade 1 math.  

Motivations

Gunther doesn’t really have a reason for anything he does other than he thinks it could be fun or funny. This causes him to make questionable choices but he somehow always makes it out alive. When faced with an incredibly hard decision, he usually just flips a coin to decide as he says it’s a waste of time choosing and that he’d much rather live the consequences rather than think of them. Whatever that means.

Near Death Experiences

-caught fin in a blender

-drank expired milk

-threw a rock in an airplane’s propeller

-drowned

-licked a battery

-hugged a bear

-choked on a tennis ball

-fell out the window

-touched lava

-stared at the sun for too long

-tried to do a cool skateboard trick

-stepped on a lego